Armed and Naked: How do you shut down City Avenue, one of the Philadelphia area's most busy and well-traveled streets, for more than three hours in the middle of the work week? Well, you could always strip naked during a standoff with the police. Bala Cynwyd Patch has more.
Criminal Hotdog Mischief: According to a report from Ardmore Patch, police responded to a report of criminal mischief in which someone whipped yellow mustard "in a wavy pattern" on the front and back of a car parked in Haverford. Check the full story here.